Biblical Marriage
June 6, 2009
Filed under Gay Rights, Humor
With all the squawking about what kind of marriage is acceptable to God these days, it’s nice to have Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian , to spell out for us exactly what kind of marriages God likes.
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Pea-ness
May 28, 2009
Filed under Food, Humor, Splashes
*Snicker*
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Worst. Parents. Ever.
May 18, 2009
Filed under Humor, Splashes
10 bucks says the mom made these costumes herself too!
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ILVTOFU
April 9, 2009
Filed under Humor, Splashes
I feel for the woman not getting the license plate she wants, but dear god, it’s hysterical.
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Quote of the Day
February 3, 2009
Filed under Humor, Politics
Who knew the funniest (and most accurate?) thing I’d read all day would be related to Micheal Phelps smoking a bong.
In the meantime, I merely note that this broken wreck of a man’s failure to win any more than a pathetic fourteen Olympic gold medals (so far) is a terrifying warning of the horrific damage that cannabis can do to someone’s health—and a powerful reminder of just how sensible the drug laws really are.
posted by dolphin at 10:51 am | Comments Off
Speaking of PDA
January 23, 2009
Filed under Humor, Sex, Splashes
Wow. Clearly I missed THAT part of the Inauguration…
(via Tiny Cat Pants).
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Next Year?
January 23, 2009
Filed under Humor, Politics
I had Inauguration Day off this year as a company holiday. I took the opportunity to get my haircut during the work day when I knew they wouldn’t be busy. The following is (more or less) an actual conversation I had while out.
Me: I had the day off for the Inauguration so I thought I’d beat the crowds.
Stylist: That’s nice, it’s always pretty empty here until about 6. Did you take the day off to watch the inauguration?
Me: Well, I did watch the inauguration ceremony but it was actually one of our company holidays for 2009, which I think is a kinda strange day to have off, but I’m not complaining.
Stylist: So do you think you’ll get Inauguration day off next year too?
Me: Umm… …there’s only an inauguration every four years.
Stylist: Oh.
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That’s Nuts
January 14, 2009
Filed under Humor, Splashes
The package of of “Cocktail Peanuts” sitting on my desk has the warning “May contain peanuts” printed on it.
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Thoughts While Lisitening to the Radio
December 8, 2008
Filed under Holidays, Humor, Splashes
If you know Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, AND Blitzen, what is the likelihood that you honestly wouldn’t be able to recall the most famous reindeer of all?
posted by dolphin at 10:58 am | 1 Comment
Kitty Caucus
October 29, 2008
Filed under Cat-Blogging, Humor, Politics, Splashes
This is a cute idea, but I’m not so sure whether each “vote” is really a vote for, or against.
posted by dolphin at 8:27 pm | Comments Off
Don’t forget Santa’s little friend.