Weekly Fortune
December 18, 2008
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The wise man is the one that makes you think that he is dumb.
On a separate note, why did my Chinese food, purchased in Virginia, come in a bag that says “I Love New York” on the side of it.
posted by dolphin at 1:18 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
July 8, 2008
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The face of nature reflects all of life’s ups and downs.
posted by dolphin at 3:22 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
June 24, 2008
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You are the man of righteousness and integrity.
Um… thank you, fortune cookie writer?
posted by dolphin at 12:43 pm | 1 Comment
Weekly Fortune
June 11, 2008
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Past experience: He who never makes mistakes, never did anything that’s worthy.
True enough, but is this a fortune?
posted by dolphin at 12:19 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
June 6, 2008
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Your career is moving more and more towards service to others.
posted by dolphin at 1:36 pm | 1 Comment
Weekly Fortune
May 29, 2008
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Reconcile with an old friend. All has been forgotten.
Well I cant’ think of any old friends who I would need to reconcile with, so maybe this one is for you.
posted by dolphin at 12:49 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
May 22, 2008
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A healthy way of living is be good to your health.
Bad grammar and redundant. It’s a two for one.
posted by dolphin at 12:36 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
May 8, 2008
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You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.
Sorry, I don’t have any real comment to make on this one.
posted by dolphin at 1:50 pm | 1 Comment
Weekly Fortune
April 29, 2008
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You may be conservative, cautious and practical.
I may be any of those things. Since when do fortunes include such qualifiers (also, since when is listing qualities of a person considered a fortune).
posted by dolphin at 12:52 pm | Comments Off
Weekly Fortune
April 21, 2008
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A family reunion in the coming months will be a tremendous success
More “successful” than this one?
posted by dolphin at 3:56 pm | Comments Off
Not just “a man,” but “THE man”!