Sorry to get your hopes up. This isn’t the post I’d most like to be writing under that title, but I found it amusing all the same. Yesterday, TheBoyfriend™ and I went to submit our official loan application (for our already pre-approved loan). One of the forms we had to sign (I’m seriously considering getting a signature stamp made…) was a form that really was meaningless except in the instance of a random IRS audit, at which point it would serve as proof that we had gotten credit jointly.
The funny part was the label on the line I signed on. It was labeled “Spouse.” So there you have it, I’ve signed my name as TheBoyfriend™’s spouse, and I kinda liked it.