I’ve been informed that, since the CEO is here today, we’re all eating lunch together as an office. It’s supposedly happening in 15 minutes, as of 30 minutes ago. I know where we’re eating and it doesn’t hold a candle to the left-over Thai I brought in. If I have to eat food I’m not crazy about with people who, while they’re nice enough, I have little in common with outside of “we work at the same place,” the least we could do is eat on time (and the company better be paying for it).