Dolphin’s Dock

The fact that I can connect to the internet is already making this day (Friday the 13th) luckier than yesterday…

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“I’m staying at a hotel right now, there’s no 13th floor because of superstition. But come on man, the people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on. If you jump out of the 14th floor hoping to kill yourself, you will die earlier.

13 is an unlucky number. If 13’s unlucky, then so should the letter B be, cuz B looks like a scrunched-together 13. ‘Hello, what is your name?’ ‘BOB.’ ‘Get the fuck away!’

If 13’s unlucky then 12 and 14 are guilty by association. ‘I saw you twelve, you were hangin’ out with thirteen.’ ‘No I wasn’t, I was with 11. You talk to 14 ’bout that shit.’ ‘What’cha got to say 14?’ ‘Me divided by two equals seven?…Alright I was with 13, Shit.’”

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Seriously though, even a bad Friday is still alright. I think we ought to be more worried about Monday the 13ths.

Posted on July 13th in Holidays, Splashes | Permalink

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