Introducing Crane
June 26, 2009
Filed under Graphic Design
Ok, I’m a little late finding this, but I love it.
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Nudity ≠ Obscenity
June 25, 2009
Filed under General
Note to art-illiterates: Nudity, on it’s own, is not obscene. Or is this another case of “naked woman = art; naked man = porn?”
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Sweet Little Deal
June 23, 2009
Filed under House Updates
That is how the home inspector described our house purchase this morning. There are a few bigger problems that will have to be taken care of by the seller before we close (for example, removing an old gas line that used to go to the hot water heater before it was switched to electric), and a several minor things that hopefully the seller will take care of but if it goes above what they are required by law to fix, and they refuse, we won’t mind doing ourselves (for example, the kitchen sink isn’t caulked). The inspector certainly didn’t give us the impression that we had anything to worry about.
The inspector (who, while not a real estate agent, clearly sees his share of houses being purchased) seems to think that with a little love, we could have a house that will bring us $40-50K more than what we’re paying for it when the time comes to sell it once the housing market has rebounded. That would be wonderful news indeed. I believe in buying a house because you want to live in it, not just because of the investment value (unless you don’t plan to use it as your residence and really are just buying it as an investment property), but it’s sure nice to know that the home you want to live in is a good investment as well!
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Spamalot
June 18, 2009
Filed under Blog-related
I realize I’ve not been posting much lately (alot going on) so maybe the spambots have decided my blog is dead and therefore they have less change of being akismeted and summarily deleted, but I’ve been getting an INSANE amount of spam here recently. Fortunately, Akismet is catching them, but I swear since June has started I must have had to delete a couple hundred spam messages. What’s up with that?
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Our New Home?
June 17, 2009
Filed under Family, House Updates

Front of house
I didn’t expect it to happen so soon, but we’ve put an offer in on a house! It’s actually the very first house we went to see in person. We’ve looked at other since and will continue looking until this one is set in stone, but really it’s the best we’ve seen by leaps and bounds. Prior to starting the house hunt, I was told “Don’t settle, you’ll know when it’s the right house.” If that’s the case, then this is the one because from the moment we found the listing we both were very excited about it.

The front porch
It’s being sold by two real estate agents. Well, two guys, at least one of whom is a real estate agent. I get the distinct impression that the other is a buddy who “joined the team” perhaps after getting laid off or something. The first time we saw the house it was with the “buddy” and we left a bit concerned because, while we really liked the house, the guy who showed it (who is the owner) didn’t seem to know much of anything about the house, or even about the work that was supposedly done to it, by him. For instance, we noticed that the upper kitchen cabinets were an almost imperceptibly different color than the lower ones. So we asked about it, and he assured us that the cabinets were all new, until we pressed further and he eventually called his partner and was told, that indeed the upper cabinets were new, but the lower were not. Little things like that bother me because if the owner can’t take the care to learn about the house (or even know what was done to it under his ownership), then how much care was taken when he was working on it?

The foyer
The second showing, we specifically requested the other guy (is that rude? I don’t really care, we’re spending a ton of money here). Felt much better with him. He knew about the house, as we walked through he even pointed out things that the inspector was likely going to note and he was planning on fixing. He was able to answer all of our questions, and when we noted that we are going to have to replace all the windows, he even offered his 10% discount if we were interested. He wasn’t being a pushy salesman, he just actually knew the property and clearly knew about real estate dealings, something his partner absolutely did not.

The kitchen
The really interesting thing about this place is how everything has miraculously fallen into place for us with this particular house. First of all, even as we began our house hunt, we have been worrying about where our down payment was going to come from. The bank had told us that if necessary we could get a second, no interest loan, to be paid off immediately upon receipt of our $8k first time homebuyer’s tax credit, but frankly, we wanted to use that 8k to do some work on the house (in the case of this house, we want to use that to replace the windows and blow insulation into the walls, both of which would offer double energy credits on taxes as well if we do them this year!). It was actually on the trip back from our second viewing of the house that the thought suddenly occurred to me; I vaguely recall my mother mentioning that I had some life insurance dividends I could get my hands on. I was pretty sure I couldn’t pay the full down payment with them, but even if I just had $1,000 (which was my guess), that’s $1,000 that we wouldn’t have to find elsewhere! So that night I called up my mom to ask about how much I had in there. Interestingly, she’d just received a statement the previous Saturday, so she could tell me EXACTLY how much I had. I was quite a ways off with my $1,000 estimate. turns out, I have nearly EXACTLY the down payment amount (about $50 over) sitting there just waiting for me to ask for a check!

The backyard from the back porch
The other concern was getting out of our current place and into this one with no overlap. I hate the fact that you have to give 60 days vacating notice because, while I understand the rental office doesn’t want their home sitting empty and therefore need to find a new tenant before we move, I feel like it’s hard to have a place lined up for 2 months down the road. Most owners want to close as soon as possible so they are no longer paying mortgage payments on the place. Turns out, there’s a little legal loophole that just happens to protect us from that. FHA loans (which is what we are getting) have an “anti-flip” provision that requires home sellers own the property 90 days before selling it. The guys we’re by from did in fact “flip” this home after buying it as a foreclosure. They’ll have owned it 90 days in August. Perfect timing.
Of course there was one other concern that I had regarding getting out of our old place. Namely, what if we needed back in! I mean, there are things that can fall through in the best laid plans. For instance if something big showed up on the home inspection and our land lord had already found a new tenant for the house we’re in now, we would need to find something in an impossibly short period of time or find ourselves homeless. Turns out, like every other concern that has popped up in this process, the solution has popped up just as quickly and effortlessly. When we went to give 60 days notice to our landlord, we voiced the concern. Turns out, they want to put a new roof on the house after we’re out anyways (side note: that’s good, it needs it). There for, they won’t start advertising the place until after we move, giving them time to install a new roof before the next tenant moves in. Meaning, if something does fall through with our house purchase, our current place will still be available for us!
It’s really been amazing how everything is just falling into place for us on this. We’ve placed an offer, been countered, and accepted the counter (though we haven’t yet heard back from the seller). It appears the only other obstacle left to cross is the home inspection. Wish us continuing good luck!
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New Look
June 13, 2009
Filed under Blog-related, Graphic Design
Well, you may have noticed that things looks a little different here now. I’ve been so busy lately that I have only had time to occasionally pick at it here and there, so it’s taken me a LONG time to get this theme developed. I dove a little deeper into WordPress’s templating core in this one giving it full support for threaded comments (a feature added in WordPress 2.7, I believe), and the ability to easily switch out the header image (which I probably won’t really do, but I wanted to teach myself HOW to develop a theme with that capability). So I’m pretty proud of this one.
I made the conscious decision when I started this theme to NOT worry about Internet Explorer 6 compatibility. IE6 is a crap browser and now that it’s two versions old, it’s time for people to upgrade. I haven’t tested the template in IE6, but I know it will look pretty messy because, if nothing else I used a fair number of transparent PNGs which IE6 doesn’t natively support. If you have to use IE6 for some reason, there’s always the RSS feed. But outside of IE6, I’ve tested it in IE 7 & 8, and the latest versions of Firefox and Safari. If you run into any bugs that I’ve missed let me know.
Of course, also let me know what you think about the theme in general!
posted by dolphin at 10:25 pm | 3 Comments
House Hunting
June 12, 2009
Filed under Family, House Updates
Longtime readers will know that TheBoyfriend™ and I got some property for a VERY good price awhile back and it’s been our intention to build our dream house on it. That is still our plan however we don’t want to build less than what we want on the property (because once it’s built, it’s there, and it’s not like you can just knock it down later and live in a tent until you get the new one built), and right now, we simply can’t afford to put the house we want there (not that we want some huge mansion, but I’m guessing building the house we want is maybe $40-50K above our current budget. In the meantime, we’ve been dumping our money into rent payments that don’t do any more than put a roof over our heads for another month and fund our landlord’s retirement. Neither of us are that financially minded, but we’ve come to the conclusion that THAT is probably not the best way we could be using what money we’ve got.
So, we’ve decided to try to take advantage of the buyer’s market and Obama’s $8k first-time homebuyer tax credit to get into a nice little starter home (so nobody can say we aren’t doing our part to help rebuild the economy and the housing market). We’ve met with the bank to determine what we can afford (and yes, I mean what we can afford, not what we are “approved” for), and were pleasantly surprised that we can get a mortgage of just under what we’re currently paying in rent for about $20K higher than we were expecting to be able to (which makes us ask, WHY didn’t we look into this sooner…..). So now we’ve got ourselves a realtor and the hunt has begun!
This weekend (hopefully starting tonight) will be our first time to actually go seeing the INSIDE of a few of the listings we’ve been given by our realtor or found on our own. We’ve headed out to look at the outside and neighborhoods of the houses that are in town (we’re also STRONGLY considering moving to a slightly bigger city, or the area around it, that is about an hour from our current residence), and we’ve seen that (not unexpectedly) there is alot more crap for sell than there is places we’d actually want to live, but, mixed in there are a few places that really seem to have alot of potential. But we won’t know til we get inside.
And therein lies the biggest problem with me. I have pretty high standards and pretty much summarily dismiss most of the listings I look at, but I have a tendency to get very excited when I come across one that appears to meet those standards. Yet I worry about getting as excited as I do, when I haven’t seen the inside (or in one case even the outside) of a house, except in pictures accompanying the listing, let alone hearing the results of a home inspection). So far there are two (maybe three, one’s a bit more iffy) homes we’d REALLY like to see (we’ll look at a few of the others because you never know, but…). We have a showing schedule for our top pick at 6:30 tonight!
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Biblical Marriage
June 6, 2009
Filed under Gay Rights, Humor
With all the squawking about what kind of marriage is acceptable to God these days, it’s nice to have Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian , to spell out for us exactly what kind of marriages God likes.
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Pea-ness
May 28, 2009
Filed under Food, Humor, Splashes
*Snicker*
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Idol Upset? No.
May 21, 2009
Filed under Splashes
I barely saw any American Idol this season, but from what I saw, last night’s results were simply a case of good looks beating out talent. People are acting like that’s the first time that’s happened in the pop music world…
posted by dolphin at 10:24 am | Leave a Comment
Way cool, dolphin! Nice house. I love older homes.
Oooooo. That’s a really nice house. Good Job!
Oh, sweeties. I can see why you picked it. It’s welcoming even in photos!
May you boys have a most wonderful life in your new home. (I can’t even comprehend how berserk the pups will go in that backyard. O my goodness!)
Best wishes!
Where was my head? Did I have it with me all day?
Of course there are kittehs in your home, not pups. Pet them for me in apology, if you will.
Plus, they’ll get more use out of those dormer windows than any dog would. HA.
No worries, there may well be a pup as well before too long now that we’ll have a nice big fenced-in backyard.
Thanks (to everyone) for the well wishes!